In Which Seth Meets a Demon

Seth was finishing up lunch in a park when a demon appeared beside him. Having a demon appear is rather startling since Seth dropped his sandwich and attempted jumping to the moon.

“Oh hello child,” the demon said.

Seth looked the demon over, not checking it out by any means. He just had never met a red horned creature whose gender was difficult to tell. “What the hell are you?!”

“I’m a demon,” the demon looked around. “Did you summon me?”

“Not that I know of… I don’t really summon demons on my down time,” Seth said.

“Ah well. Someone probably sent me to eat your soul then.”

“Actually, now that I think about it. I was trying to summon you. Though you're late. It was last Tuesday at a party,” Seth nodded.

“You made that up. I’m incapable of being late,” the demon smiled. “Don’t worry though. It’s painless and I’ll make it quick. I have to water my tulips.”

“So you have unlimited power or something, right? Or are you a humanoid type thi--” he was interrupted as the demon reached into his chest and pulled out a shadow-y thing that was apparently Seth’s soul.

“Well aren’t you a bit of a pessimist,” the demon examined the soul.

Seth glared. “As depressing as the thing is it’s mine and I want it back.”

“Depressed souls never taste good,” the demon pulled salt from his pocket and sprinkled some on the soul.

“Hey! I can get you a nicer one if you give mine back!” Seth said.

“I’m in a hurry so I’ll just eat yours,” the demon said.

Seth sighed. “So what exactly happens to me?”

“Your soul spends eternity in hell and your body becomes a zombie,” the demon added more spices to the soul.

“Oh lovely. Hey can you feel pain?”

“No but I’m sure you’ll make a great zombie librarian. Zombies make the best librarians.”

“I hate libraries,” Seth stabbed the demon in the eye just in case he was lying about the not feeling pain thing.

The demon was unaffected by being stabbed in the eye and took a bite of Seth’s soul. “Hmm. Not bad for a pessimist’s soul.”

Seth sighed. “So these are my last moments to live…. Huh.”

“You'll be undead which is kind of like living except you won't be able to think and you’ll be organizing books all day,” the demon took another bite.

“That’s nice. At this point I’m pretty sure this is a demon so have at it, demon,” Seth said.

The demon finished eating Seth’s soul and patted the now zombified Seth. “Thanks for dinner, child.”

The Post Rule

So, you may not know, but there is a rule for this blog. And it is that posts are only to be written during the wee hours of the mornings.

Here I am then! At 2am.

Dared to write a blog post, Though I don't have much to say at the moment. *sigh* Either way, I'm sure this place will have quality stuff on it soon enough

Till then, Peace out dudes

`~Adri

Pizza.

Pizza. It's a wonderful thing. So delicious and so cheesy. It's a food created for the modern teenager. It's hard to hate pizza and if you do hate pizza you have a problem. I love pizza.

Sup' Dudes ~ Adri's first post

So once upon a time, we made a blog. It would have been a great idea, if only we were a bit better at sticking to things. Not literally. Though I wonder if Killer would stick if I threw her on a wall. But that'd be rude. And require upper body strength.

No, I mean stick to things as in being good at keeping a schedule. Or putting our ideas into actual things and sticking to them. Again, not literally.

Picture by Karenee Art

                                         

Anyway! That's us. I'm the one on the right. Known as the Hatter, or Adri. And those are my peeps. Tree and Killer (left to right). We rock. And are related in several ways, but most of the ways we're related are fictional for we're really just friends. But not just friends like Best Friends, but cooler.

We're all three weird and will talk about weird things. Like our writing, magic things outside of this realm, cool topics, and like really whatever we really want to.


Also Note: I'm writing this post whilst very sleepy. Because that is the best and most appropriate time to write a post.

Now onto another topic!

This will be the place we post a whole lots of stuffs. But there's another spot where we log all our adventures as monster hunters:  Chronicles of the Monster Hunters 

Glad to make your acquaintance peeps! Till next time!
~Adrianna

First Post

'Sup humanoids. This is a first post.